I love this so much.
FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC
OH MY GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONNA FALL HOLY SHIT I COULDN’T BREATHE
That was possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more time. Sex does not sell. If sex sold, we would see penises where we see boobs. Naked men would be on everything that naked women are on. Sex isn’t what they’re selling you. They’re selling you an impossible, pornographically fueled misogynistic idea of the perfect woman.”―
FUCKING THANK YOU
I can’t reblog this hard enough.
i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick
caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.
I have a serious problem.
I SEE NO PROBLEM
“i want to know your birthday and your parents jobs and if you ever heard them fighting or having sex and if you love your siblings and the worst fight you’ve ever gotten into and if you like one sibling more than the other and what you wanted to be when you grew up when you were seven and your dream vacation and the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you and if you’ve been to therapy and if it helped and the hardest thing you’ve experienced and how you overcame it and if you like what you see when you look in the mirror and if you think appearances matter in a relationship or at all and your favorite movie and which books changed your life and the hardest you’ve ever cried and which grandparent you loved the most and if the words “we need to talk” make you sick to your stomach and why and which holiday is your favorite and which season and which color and if you like rain and if you’re scared of dying and if you believe in god and if you have allergies and to what and what your favorite food is and restaurant and if you like to cook and whether or not you care about cleanliness and what your political views are and if you’re a feminist and your favorite flower and song and if you’d rather own a cat or a dog and if you’d shave off all your hair to give it to a little girl going through chemotherapy and where you’d like to live and honeymoon and what kind of gum and candy you like and what you act like when you’re mad and if you’d rather someone buy you silver or gold jewelry or neither and what clique you were in in high school and what you think your spirit animal is and which flower you’d be and who you admire and which traits you wish were more dominant and if you ever worry you’re a shitty person and what hurt you the most and why you ever thought you were worthless and how someone can make you feel better when you’re sad and if you prefer hugs or kisses and what your house looks like and what your dream car is and which celebrity you think lives the most tragic life and why you think people become so cold and what you think about nature vs nurture and if you believe in heaven and aliens and mermaids and reincarnation and the bible and which feeling is your least favorite and what was the best day you ever had and what would be the best day and if you see yourself as the protector or one who needs protecting and how you deal with your pain and what you would do if you had 100 million dollars and if you think wealth affects people’s morals and what good you think writing is and if you could do it all over, would you and what would you change and what mistake was your biggest and which language you wish you spoke fluently and how many people you’ve loved and if you loved the person you lost your virginity to and if you realize you’re remarkable and what your enneagram is and how you think we could improve the education system and what you think of people who commit suicide and if you think they’re selfish and what you say to them before they did it if you could and what your favorite memory of your childhood is and how you take your tea or if you prefer coffee and when you last wrote someone a handwritten letter and what the best gift you ever received was and what the best piece of advice was and when the last time you cried was and if you’re competitive about board games and which is your favorite and if you feel pressured to settle down and what you notice first in a person and what your top three pet peeves are and if you have any phobias and what you’ve always wanted to do but don’t have the courage to go through with and what you do when you feel overwhelmingly sad and if you ski and if plastic surgery was 100% safe and painless, would you get it and where and why and where you think home is and if you think politeness is important and what you think of indecisive people and if you think there’s ever a reason to go to war and something that scares you and if you believe in therapy and what you want in life and what you look for in a partner and what you want to change about yourself and about the world and who you want to be and who you are. just tell me who you are.”― I Want To Know You by Me (thewastedgeneration)
and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women
this makes me sick
this makes me so sad and disgusted
I will punch them all in their faces
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
“His exact words were, “A fucking reset button? Like fuck am I coming back to canonically nullify my character arc.” I still can’t figure out what he meant by that.”― Steven Moffat, on Christopher Eccleston’s absence from the 50th Anniversary. (via sea-change)
Because Thomas William Hiddleston is in fact a five-year-old stuck in a 32-year-old body.
“Well I’m fucked”― every college student this week (via that-weird-band-geek)
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
A shipper life
Alright, guys. Let’s set shit straight here.
DID ANY OF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING EPISODE? NO? OKAY. WELL LET ME BREAK THE FUCKING THING DOWN FOR YOU.
"Why do you have to break mine?"
“Because Amy read it in a book.”
See that? Remember when Amy was reading ahead and the Doctor scolded her? Do you remember what he said? No, of course you don’t because apparently no one paid attention to the goddamn episode.
Reading a certain time/place/event turns said event into a fixed point in time. If the Doctor could’ve let Rory kill Hitler in “Let’s Kill Hitler” without reaping the consequences of disobeying the rules time and space and creating a paradox/destroy the time vortex/create a time fissure/wipe out the universe, don’t you think he would’ve jumped at that opportunity IN TWO HEARTBEATS? Of course he would have. Let’s be real. Too bad the Holocaust was a FIXED POINT IN TIME.
"Amy, look. There’s someone with the same name as me."
REMEMBER THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR HEART SHATTERED INTO A BAZILLION PIECES???????
That was Rory. Reading his death. CONFIRMING. HIS. DEATH. FIXED FUCKING POINT. With me so far? And what did Amy do; she suggested that they go back and make ANOTHER PARADOX. ANOTHER ONE. AS IF THE WHOLE CHUNK OF TIME AROUND THEM WASN’T ALREADY FUCKED UP. THE DOCTOR SAID “NO AMY THAT WILL FUCK SHIT UP EVEN MORE WITH TIME WE CAN’T DO THAT SORRY.”
So what does Amy do? THE SAME FUCKING THING AS RORY. SHE SEALS HER FATE. DONE DEAL. DONE. FUCKING. DEAL.
The Doctor then reads her name on the gravestone. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS POINT FOR THE DOCTOR TO EVER SEE AMY AND RORY AFTER THAT MOMENT BECAUSE TIME WILL LITERALLY FALL APART. The ENTIRE bit of time became QUANTAM LOCKED and there was nothing the Doctor could do after that. NOTHING.
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN’T WATCH AND THIS IS A PSFUCKINGA BROUGHT TO YOU BY AN ANNOYED AS SHIT WHOVIAN WHO ACTUALLY PAID SOME FUCKING ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING EPISODE. STEVEN MOFFAT DID NOT WRITE POORLY. YOU SHITS JUST IGNORED EVERY WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY EXPLANATION HANDED TO YOU.
GO BACK AND ACTUALLY WATCH THE GODDAMN THING. THE WHOLE EPISODE WAS TIME-SENSITIVE FROM THE FUCKING START. THE EXPLANATIONS ARE REALLY FUCKING HARD TO MISS.
FINALLY, someone has explained it properly. Thank you, THANK YOU to this wonderful Whovian. Here’s a gold star.